Thanks Mike. PS It wasn’t me who gave you the negative vote.

@North, you sound like the drunkest one here.

Dear Censor, North, here again! May I just add this: There is no need for police officers - they can continue porn surfing - only municipal officials, a paper / form and a pen. Then just play Bond, James Bond in a restaurant, bar or pub. Type: -Name? -Me??? -Bond, James Bond. -I did not ask for your middle name, Bond Bond. If the bar serves over-refreshed MEN, just take the bar/serving license from them! Dear politicians, benchmark Sweden. Here in Sweden, the restaurateurs are terrified of getting rid of their serving license. Getting rid of it means bankruptcy! Voilà! What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? Early in the morning! PS. See the (comment) rules below. The name is "North". PSS. I like to be slushed too at the tavern sometimes, and do not spit in the glass! Now we have a sober October, i.e. from Mårtens Eve (November 10) to Lucia Eve (December 12). Despite being a fading celebration, some southern Swedes will still keep the tradition of Mårtens Eve, 10 Novenber, alive by gathering the family to eat goose blood soup (Madeira wine), goose (Bourgogne) and apple cake with custard (Tokaji) .

H Harry You are right about our governement More than 35% have voted for national Flemish parties to avoid the first Islamic State as you say But in our democracy we were ruled out and are now leaded by a mix of parties which have lost votes all the way but together they now have the majority Keep healthy mate

JackLad Go to Lytham... there are plenty of Cougars there who will sort out your adolescent trait

Hurrah! hurrah! hurrah! Thank god, someone had had the courage to put a stop to the Sodom and Gomorah behaviours snhown by manh nations when in Magaluff and other parts of Majorca. So the bad element stop coming to the island but the families will come back and enjoy the lovely beaches, friendly people that serve them and peace and quiet. Now, how about making sure that all the night time loud music and tuneless karoake from hotels blasting each other in competition is done inside.

what?...no mention at all of the prozzies and the looky looky drug dealers?....lets start there.

Kev, I didn’t mention any restaurants, but modiglianis at one end of Palma nova and tan a gustito at the other end of magaluf are fantastic restaurants, and quite a few in between. I also didn’t suggest any comedians, certainly none who’ve been dead over a decade. Seems you are like so many who have no vision of what could be positive for the place, if people use there imagination. My ideas are quick off the top of my head, but probably form more of a plan than the powers that be have in store.

Paul, I assume you are easy to please. Maybe KFC and Burger King appeal to you but not to the rest of us. As for live acts, british comedians etc. Stick to Blackpool mate, you sound like part of the problem, not the answer. How is Bernard Manning by the way?

Is this the same politician who has, for years and years, been trying to close down the drug supermarket in Son Banya ? And solve the graffiti problem that embellishes every wall in Palma ? And keep people safe from the ever increasing crime rate that is due to the ever increasing illegal immigrant problem ? Good luck to that then.