I think ive met him, can't remember his name but I think it rhymes with Thicky 🤔

Ive seen him. I am a nurse at the nursing home in Santa Ponsa and he believes I am his girlfriend 🤷‍♂️

If anybody witnessed an incident in Palma today, please inform the MDB. A bald fat old man was seen stealing €500 of food from a food bank. He then ran out and stole a Porsche car that was parked nearby. The Porsche then sped off towards the Tramunana mountains. It is believed the man may have escaped from a nursing home in Santa Ponsa where he spends all day watching daytime TV and Facetiming complete strangers. If you see him, Curb Your Enthusiasm to arrest him. He is armed with a rolled up copy of the Guardian. The man is thought to suffer from massive delusions of grandeur.

You need to get faster with jabs before this can happen and try to catch up the uk

Ahhh Steve, now I get it. You call me a liberal because I said - in jest - that I read the Guardian. Re read my post, it’s called IRONY. Irony and satire, the best British traditions, lost on you, apparently.

Here you go Steve, my day. Went to Palma to donate 500 Euros to a food bank there. Drove my Porsche in the mountains. Helped my girlfriend with her work in an old people’s home in SP. Then FaceTimed my many friends in the UK. Had many laughs about parochial people like you here who never give anything back to this island. Then watched Curb your Enthusiasm, the only sane show left on TV. But you are not clever enough to find that one funny.

Kamber, get a life mate, you sound like a boring old git.

clear as the day is long. troll farm. But why here?! MDB is a non paper. Why go on about antifa and doc martins here? (That’s so 2020). Nobody reads this. Have u lost your income thru Alarma and get peanuts for spouting rubbish here? What are you hoping to achieve?! Serious question.

Julia, serious question. I am studying humanities at a red brick university. I realise my degree like yours is usesless in life. Just asking for advice, how can I get a good salary like you and a great pension like you, whilst not really doing anything useful and adding no value to anyone. I really want the easy life whilst not making a difference to society. Your thoughts would be greatly welcome.

Ricky, you sound like a liberal boring non entity. How was the highlight of your week today id your walk with your old dog. James W, spot on you nailed it. Julia is the our reason Doc Martins are selling so well. As for Adam, obviously a Burnley supporting northern thicko. Stick to eating meat pies and being ignorant mate. Hopefully you will live longer than 60, which seems to be the median age of death for northern bitter drinking pie eaters.