Real Mallorca

Mallorca 2015/16 - More signings to come

After a weekend when I overheard the following being asked in a local eatery – Customer “Is your tuna fish in the salad line caught or net caught ?” Back came the reply “When I get it, madam, its in a tin !” – Real Mallorca returned to the island on Saturday night after an unbeaten three-game, pre-season tour in Germany.

Monro Bryce27/07/2015 00:00

Real Mallorca

New centre half flying in this week

After a week when a young blonde female contestant on “Couples Come Dine with Me” last Thursday was making Beef Wellington – which was, she claimed, named after the grand old Duke who marched 10,000 men to the top of the hill then marched them down again !! – Real Mallorca are expected to tie up a deal to bring the 6 ft 2 in.

Monro Bryce26/07/2015 00:00

Real Mallorca

Leader of the defence signs on

Thirty-year-old Argentinian centre half Lucas Aveldaño put pen to paper on Wednesday evening at Son Moix when he signed for Real Mallorca on a season-long loan with a view to a more permanent deal next year.

Monro Bryce30/07/2015 00:00

Real Mallorca

season tickets go on sale

Real Mallorca season tickets for 2015-2016 have gone on sale with the advertising slogan “Tu, puges?” (are you going up ?), back to the dream, back to football.

Monro Bryce23/07/2015 00:00