I once imagined a scene at 6.30 in the morning in late summer in Magalluf. The last ever tourist (British) of excess, brainless on account of several bowls of vodka-based concoction, his arse hanging out of Union Jack shorts, was ceremonially escorted away by the Guardia Civil and taken to the airport, never to be seen again.
The Blog: Preparing for the last tourist of excess
The 2021 season is staggering like a drunk before it has even started
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At the moment nobody knows what the next step will be regarding Magaluf, in particular Punta Ballena and BCM square. It's fundamentally a largely residential area, so many locals have rejoiced in their being closed, - especially those that had cars parked in the streets.. On the other hand, some of the locals were working in those places, although there were more Brits than locals. Brexit prohibits Brits from staying long enough to work the season, and the process of TIE's for a work contract is also a major hurdle. In any case they were areas of total excess, so if that's to be eliminated, bona nit Magaluf...