The Titan Five
All the same, what joy is there in visiting a graveyard under the sea where countless lives were lost?
Alien Aldi
It starts in small ways and soon, before we know it, everything will require digital ID, passwords, QR codes and other bureaucratic paraphernalia.
It’s all change in Balearic politics
As they say, you cannot please all of the people all of the time but this heavy swinging of the pendulum means one thing: the populace demand change.
This Boring show
While the row raged across social media with calls for both presenters to be fired, a froideur enveloped the two former friends and both began to protect their own careers.
E-scooters are back!
“They merrily ride at speed the wrong way up one-way streets and make the pavements their own so that pedestrians, pensioners and mothers with pushchairs have to swerve out of the way...”
Brave new Soller
For those contemplating a visit to Soller, please just heed my advice and avoid the summer months like the plague unless you have no alternative.
No Comment
I find the best antidote is to scan the stories and then skip with all alacrity to the comments section.
Arcturus Rex: the new Covid in India
I’d love to know who gets the jammy dodger task of coming up with names for pandemic strains or for example evil tornados, cyclones or storms.
Womb rentals
I may have spent nine months waiting for my little bundle to spring into full life but it was worth every second and given the choice, I’d never have had it any other way.
Killer Kids
It always baffles me how so many of these kids live at home and the parents claim to have no idea about their warped intent until after the event.
Football Fiasco
The TV presenter’s tweet had compared the rhetoric of the Conservatives’ immigration policy to the language of Nazis.
Don’t drive so close to me!
The last time I remember such crazy conditions was probably about 12 years ago and more recently we have suffered a flooded orchard.
A walk in the park
“Many observers are desperately hoping the Sussexes will sue the programme makers in order to offer further ammunition against them and to keep the global gag and humiliation going...”
Fawlty Logic
“I was horrified to read that comedic actor, John Cleese, intended to bring back the series but in a modern context with him playing a grumpy boutique hotel owner alongside a never before revealed daughter.”
Going spare
“Laying bare the sorry tale in his biography, Spare, Harry never thought to warn the mother of two that he was about to blow the lid on their secret...”
Troubled waters
Maxwell must rue the day she ever became embroiled in the nefarious affairs of financier and convicted sex offender, Jeffrey Epstein.
Spare Heir?
Various media surveys prior to Christmas showed that even the Americans were tiring of the endless unleashing of emotions from the hapless duo...
- UK entry visa comes into force on Wednesday
- Curtain comes down on Son Amar, the popular Mallorca nightspot
- New train service will have 10 kilometre underground section, linked with Palma airport
- Mallorca beaches at Soller and Andratx covered by thousands of 'little sails'
- The Mallorca weather forecast (April 1). Enjoy the good weather while it lasts!
Comment
Harry and Meghan Meltdown
Rebranding the Sussexes would not be easy because, frankly, what do they have to offer?
Anna Nicholas 30/06/2023 10:02